“It smells like money if money were made with leather and asparagus”.  Martha Fletcher – Rolling Scone

“It has a distinctive stench that lasts for days.  “.  Jack Pissle – GetOffMe.org

 “Call me crazy but is this not the secret sauce we’ve heard so much about?”  Phil (Kid Charlemagne) Larrivee – Horse Caulk Magazine

 “I’ll suggest applying just a drop on the ^#%/@! of your ^/!*$#”.  Uma Pamarajoo-Smith – Cisco Day Spa, Wax Technician

“My first whiff reminded me of a girl I knew in high school – Paula something or other”.  Wally Cutshall – Guitar and Bass, Faceplant Parmesan

 “A guy I know – his name is Lester but he goes by Morster. I kid you not. Swear to gaad”.  Puff – The sleight-of-hand Dragon

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